My name is Kevin Jakubowski. I’m a writer. If you’re looking for Kevin Jakubowski the graphic artist, or Kevin Jakubowski the petty criminal, this is the wrong website. Those gentlemen live in Ohio and Wisconsin respectively. I know this because I Google myself thirty to forty times a day.
This is a problem.
How can you help? Well, you can start by buying my first novel, 8-Bit Christmas. By doing so you will help me reach my goal of becoming one of the top five or six Kevin Jakubowskis in the world, thus making me rich beyond my wildest dreams and therefore able to hire someone to Google myself for me.